Like many of you, I am plagued with the stress of naming my first child. However, my child will be an English bully that looks like this: My child will be born in the next couple weeks and I’ll get her around August. While I’m BURSTING with excitement, naming other beings sucks. A lot. I mean, I can’t even name my blog anything interesting (working on it....ish). There is a flaw for every name I like. It most likely will be female and white, possibly with brown spots. In example, Cupcake. When I hear Cupcake, I picture this: So cute. However, everyone told me it’s way too “cutesy”. But they forget. While THIS? Is “cutsey” as a Cupcake, bulldogs grow up. And this? As a Cupcake? Is hilarious. Cupcake is running for the win. I then thought of Portly. Because what would a fat English gentleman be? A PORTLY gentleman. And it actually sounds like a name! However, my dog will be a girl. I don’t want to give her a gender c...